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Ultimate Guys Night Out
Reviewer: Kodiac
No, Kodiac hasn't been hibernating folks he
just hasn't been out to anything too exciting in awhile; even a bear's life has
some uneventful times. But finally Kodiac has found something that is not just
fun but down right entertaining. On Tuesday Jan. 15 Kodiac attended the Ultimate
Guys Night Out at the Old Campbell Street Station and he found it extremely
entertaining. This bear has fun all the time but with a combination of good
friends and a funny as hell show at this, the bear thinks,
even the prudish could have fun.
Now, keep in mind Big Boob Boxing was replaced with Oil Wrestling which made Kodiac a sad bear at first, he is still glad however that he witnessed all the fun that unfolded this night. Kodiac wanted to see the Big Boobs Boxing just to see if he knew the rules, after all, wouldn't it be illegal for them to use there hands?
Upon arrival of the Oil Wrestling Kodiac witnesses 2 lovely ladies wrestling in a raised ring on the dance floor of the Station. The crowd was hypnotized by the way there bodies thrashed to and fro, (people watching these events is so much fun sometimes). While the wrestling was going on in the ring they had a best of oil wrestling tape running on the TV's. The only problem with this was that the women on the TV's were SMOKING HOT and the wrestlers in attendance although good looking, they still weren't the ladies being shown on the TV's. Now watching these "Professional Oil Wrestlers", (where would you go for schooling in this, and do they take bears), do their thing was pretty fun in itself, but it wasn't until the crowd started to get into it that the show really started. Kudos to the ladies dancing at the bar, they provided an excellent half time show, not to mention the hottie in the white pants, she could really move. Granted it was slow to start but once the drinks were flowing and the girls were dancing on the bar the fun level picked up a couple of notches. After the "Professional" Oil Wrestlers were done the ring was open to amateurs, this was the highlight of the night Kodiac thinks. Trust me on this, just the sheer entertainment of watching local girls jump into the ring and show off their stuff was funny as hell. The tunes that they were pumping out rocked, but then again Kodiac is a Rock and Roll kind of bear. The only thing Kodiac would like to see added next time is maybe something to do between wrestling matches, maybe give away prizes or have some other kind of "Manley Man Competition" other than a best wrestler impersonation (which was just sad), maybe a longest drive competition on the arcade golf machine.
Now those who were in attendance and thought that it sucked because the girls weren't naked or they weren't supermodels, all the bear can suggest is that you go to one of the "Ballet Clubs" (adult bars) and watch the dancers if you want to see nudity.
So basically it breaks down like this folks, the MC was better than the last guy, the girls were easy on the eyes (both in the ring and at the bar), and watching one of the staff members getting his ass thrown in the ring was hilarious. Kodiac still wants to see the Big Boob Boxing; it must be a guy thing. All in all for something to do on a Tuesday Kodiac thinks "The Ultimate Guys Night Out" is worth taking a look at.
These are my thoughts not yours
The people's humbles servant
Kodiac
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